FAQ's
Where are you located?
Printed in the USA. Because of course it is.
Our shirts are printed right here in the United States — Florida and Texas, specifically, for those of you who like details. We're not shipping you something that took three months and a cargo ship to arrive.
For our international members: we see you, we appreciate you, and we've sorted out printing partners closer to your corner of the world so your order actually shows up in a reasonable amount of time. We know waiting is social. We don't do social.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. Even to you.
Shipping rates vary depending on where on the planet you've chosen to stay in. Check our shipping policy for the details — we'd explain it all here, but that would require more words than either of us wants to read.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Tracking? Yes. We're not monsters.
Once your order ships, you'll get an email with a tracking number. You can watch it make its way to you, or just wait for it to show up. Either works. We're not going to tell you how to live your life.
What materials are your products made of?
Soft. Durable. Not itchy.
We're not putting scratchy fabric near you and your pets. Our tees are made from quality materials that hold up wash after wash and won't make you regret putting them on. Exact specs vary by product — check the individual listing if you're the kind of person who reads labels. We respect that.